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diff --git a/index.php b/index.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..447b300 --- /dev/null +++ b/index.php @@ -0,0 +1,166 @@ +<?php +/// RIT.WTF --- Daddy munson +/// Copyright © 2024 Freya Murphy <freya@freyacat.org> + + +// Create global assets object + +function __make_assets(): object { + $assets = array( + // 80x33 buttons + 'buttons' => array( + 'amd' => 'amd.gif', + 'apocalypse' => 'apocalypse.gif', + 'dither' => 'dither.gif', + 'download' => 'download.gif', + 'html' => 'html.gif', + 'ie' => 'ie.gif', + 'netscape' => 'netscape.gif', + ), + // css styles + 'css' => array( + 'main' => 'main.css', // main style + 'anim' => 'anim.css', // animations + + 'home' => 'home.css', + 'fire' => 'fire.css', + 'gallery' => 'gallery.css', + 'error' => 'error.css', + ), + // why does rit keep catching on fire! + 'fires' => array( + 'battery' => 'battery.jpg', + 'gosnell' => 'gosnell.jpg', + 'sol' => 'sol.jpg', + 'stadium' => 'stadium.jpg', + ), + // standard imaged images + 'images' => array( + 'rit' => 'rit.jpg', + 'rotchie' => 'rotchie.jpg', + ), + // goofy ahh memes + 'memes' => array( + 'awshit' => 'awshit.jpg', + 'bean' => 'bean.jpg', + 'bisexual' => 'bisexual.jpg', + 'counter' => 'counter.jpg', + 'election' => 'election.jpg', + 'girl' => 'girl.jpg', + 'gracies' => 'gracies.jpg', + 'obama' => 'obama.jpg', + 'onion' => 'onion.jpg', + 'pepsi' => 'pepsi.jpg', + 'phone' => 'phone.jpg', + 'rats' => 'rats.jpg', + 'recharge' => 'recharge.jpg', + 'roo' => 'roo.jpg', + 'silence' => 'silence.jpg', + 'twitter' => 'twitter.jpg', + 'ul' => 'ul.jpg', + 'umbrella' => 'umbrella.jpg', + ), + // munson art gallery + 'munson' => array( + '1.jpg', + '3.jpg', + '4.jpg', + '5.jpg', + '6.jpg', + '7.jpg', + '8.jpg', + '9.jpg', + '10.jpg', + ), + // sanders art gallery + 'sanders' => array( + '1.jpg', + '2.jpg', + '3.jpg', + ), + // text gifs + 'text' => array( + 'counting' => 'counting.gif', + 'education' => 'education.gif', + 'food' => 'food.gif', + 'housing' => 'housing.gif', + ), + // feature films + 'videos' => array( + 'review' => '2012 - Rap in Review.mp4', + 'jedi' => '2015 - The Return of the Holiday Rap: A Jedi\'s Chant.mp4', + 'brick' => '2022 - In the Brick of Time.mp4', + 'raiders' => '2023 - Raiders of the Golden Brick.mp4', + 'wizard' => '2024 - The Wonderful Wizard of RIT.mp4', + ), + ); + + function update_paths(&$data, $path) { + foreach ($data as $key => $value) { + if (is_array($value)) { + update_paths($value, "$path/$key"); + $data[$key] = $value; + } else { + $data[$key] = "$path/$value?rev=1"; + } + } + $data = (object) $data; + } + update_paths($assets, 'public'); + return $assets; +} + +define('ASSETS', __make_assets()); + +// Helper functions + +// Parse request route + +function __get_route() { + $method = $_SERVER['REQUEST_METHOD']; + $uri_str = $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']; + $uri = parse_url($uri_str); + + $path = '/'; + if ($uri && array_key_exists('path', $uri)) + $path = $uri['path']; + + return [$method, $path]; +} + +define('ROUTE', __get_route()); + +// Pages + +function home() { + $css = ASSETS->css->home; + include('web/home.php'); +} + +function fire() { + $css = ASSETS->css->fire; + include('web/fire.php'); +} + +function gallery() { + $css = ASSETS->css->gallery; + include('web/gallery.php'); +} + +function error($code) { + $css = ASSETS->css->error; + include('web/error.php'); +} + +// Dispatch + +try { + match (ROUTE) { + ['GET', '/'] => home(), + ['GET', '/fire'] => fire(), + ['GET', '/gallery'] => gallery(), + default => error(404) + }; +} catch (Throwable $e) { + error(500); +} |