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+<?php
+/// RIT.WTF --- Daddy munson
+/// Copyright © 2024 Freya Murphy <freya@freyacat.org>
+
+
+// Create global assets object
+
+function __make_assets(): object {
+	$assets = array(
+		// 80x33 buttons
+		'buttons' => array(
+			'amd' => 'amd.gif',
+			'apocalypse' => 'apocalypse.gif',
+			'dither' => 'dither.gif',
+			'download' => 'download.gif',
+			'html' => 'html.gif',
+			'ie' => 'ie.gif',
+			'netscape' => 'netscape.gif',
+		),
+		// css styles
+		'css' => array(
+			'main' => 'main.css', // main style
+			'anim' => 'anim.css', // animations
+
+			'home' => 'home.css',
+			'fire' => 'fire.css',
+			'gallery' => 'gallery.css',
+			'error' => 'error.css',
+		),
+		// why does rit keep catching on fire!
+		'fires' => array(
+			'battery' => 'battery.jpg',
+			'gosnell' => 'gosnell.jpg',
+			'sol' => 'sol.jpg',
+			'stadium' => 'stadium.jpg',
+		),
+		// standard imaged images
+		'images' => array(
+			'rit' => 'rit.jpg',
+			'rotchie' => 'rotchie.jpg',
+		),
+		// goofy ahh memes
+		'memes' => array(
+			'awshit' => 'awshit.jpg',
+			'bean' => 'bean.jpg',
+			'bisexual' => 'bisexual.jpg',
+			'counter' => 'counter.jpg',
+			'election' => 'election.jpg',
+			'girl' => 'girl.jpg',
+			'gracies' => 'gracies.jpg',
+			'obama' => 'obama.jpg',
+			'onion' => 'onion.jpg',
+			'pepsi' => 'pepsi.jpg',
+			'phone' => 'phone.jpg',
+			'rats' => 'rats.jpg',
+			'recharge' => 'recharge.jpg',
+			'roo' => 'roo.jpg',
+			'silence' => 'silence.jpg',
+			'twitter' => 'twitter.jpg',
+			'ul' => 'ul.jpg',
+			'umbrella' => 'umbrella.jpg',
+		),
+		// munson art gallery
+		'munson' => array(
+			'1.jpg',
+			'3.jpg',
+			'4.jpg',
+			'5.jpg',
+			'6.jpg',
+			'7.jpg',
+			'8.jpg',
+			'9.jpg',
+			'10.jpg',
+		),
+		// sanders art gallery
+		'sanders' => array(
+			'1.jpg',
+			'2.jpg',
+			'3.jpg',
+		),
+		// text gifs
+		'text' => array(
+			'counting' => 'counting.gif',
+			'education' => 'education.gif',
+			'food' => 'food.gif',
+			'housing' => 'housing.gif',
+		),
+		// feature films
+		'videos' => array(
+			'review' => '2012 - Rap in Review.mp4',
+			'jedi' => '2015 - The Return of the Holiday Rap: A Jedi\'s Chant.mp4',
+			'brick' => '2022 - In the Brick of Time.mp4',
+			'raiders' => '2023 - Raiders of the Golden Brick.mp4',
+			'wizard' => '2024 - The Wonderful Wizard of RIT.mp4',
+		),
+	);
+
+	function update_paths(&$data, $path) {
+		foreach ($data as $key => $value) {
+			if (is_array($value)) {
+				update_paths($value, "$path/$key");
+				$data[$key] = $value;
+			} else {
+				$data[$key] = "$path/$value?rev=1";
+			}
+		}
+		$data = (object) $data;
+	}
+	update_paths($assets, 'public');
+	return $assets;
+}
+
+define('ASSETS', __make_assets());
+
+// Helper functions
+
+// Parse request route
+
+function __get_route() {
+	$method = $_SERVER['REQUEST_METHOD'];
+	$uri_str = $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'];
+	$uri = parse_url($uri_str);
+
+	$path = '/';
+	if ($uri && array_key_exists('path', $uri))
+		$path = $uri['path'];
+
+	return [$method, $path];
+}
+
+define('ROUTE', __get_route());
+
+// Pages
+
+function home() {
+	$css = ASSETS->css->home;
+	include('web/home.php');
+}
+
+function fire() {
+	$css = ASSETS->css->fire;
+	include('web/fire.php');
+}
+
+function gallery() {
+	$css = ASSETS->css->gallery;
+	include('web/gallery.php');
+}
+
+function error($code) {
+	$css = ASSETS->css->error;
+	include('web/error.php');
+}
+
+// Dispatch
+
+try {
+	match (ROUTE) {
+		['GET', '/'] => home(),
+		['GET', '/fire'] => fire(),
+		['GET', '/gallery'] => gallery(),
+		default => error(404)
+	};
+} catch (Throwable $e) {
+	error(500);
+}