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<?php /* Copyright (c) 2024 Freya Murphy */

$lang['error_0'] = 'Why the actual fuck is there an error zero??';
$lang['error_100'] = "Continue";
$lang['error_101'] = "Switching Protocols";
$lang['error_200'] = "OK";
$lang['error_201'] = "Created";
$lang['error_202'] = "Accepted";
$lang['error_203'] = "Non-Authoritative Information";
$lang['error_204'] = "No Content";
$lang['error_205'] = "Reset Content";
$lang['error_206'] = "Partial Content";
$lang['error_300'] = "Multiple Choices";
$lang['error_301'] = "Moved Permanently";
$lang['error_302'] = "Found";
$lang['error_303'] = "See Other";
$lang['error_304'] = "Not Modified";
$lang['error_305'] = "Use Proxy";
$lang['error_306'] = "unused";
$lang['error_307'] = "Temporary Redirect";
$lang['error_308'] = "Permanent Redirect";
$lang['error_400'] = "Bad Request";
$lang['error_401'] = "Unauthorized";
$lang['error_402'] = "Payment Required";
$lang['error_403'] = "Forbidden";
$lang['error_404'] = "Not Found";
$lang['error_405'] = "Method Not Allowed";
$lang['error_406'] = "Not Acceptable";
$lang['error_407'] = "Proxy Authentication Required";
$lang['error_408'] = "Request Timeout";
$lang['error_409'] = "Conflict";
$lang['error_410'] = "Gone";
$lang['error_411'] = "Length Required";
$lang['error_412'] = "Precondition Failed";
$lang['error_413'] = "Content Too Large";
$lang['error_414'] = "URI Too Long";
$lang['error_415'] = "Unsupported Media Type";
$lang['error_416'] = "Range Not Satisfiable";
$lang['error_417'] = "Expectation Failed";
$lang['error_418'] = "I'm a teapot";
$lang['error_421'] = "Misdirected Request";
$lang['error_422'] = "Unprocessable Content";
$lang['error_423'] = "Locked";
$lang['error_424'] = "Failed Dependency";
$lang['error_425'] = "Too Early";
$lang['error_426'] = "Upgrade Required";
$lang['error_428'] = "Precondition Required";
$lang['error_429'] = "Too Many Requests";
$lang['error_431'] = "Request Header Fields Too Large";
$lang['error_451'] = "Unavailable For Legal Reasons";
$lang['error_500'] = "Whoops! Server error :(";
$lang['error_501'] = "Not Implemented";
$lang['error_502'] = "Bad Gateway";
$lang['error_503'] = "Service Unavailable";
$lang['error_504'] = "Gateway Timeout";
$lang['error_505'] = "HTTP Version Not Supported";
$lang['error_506'] = "Variant Also Negotiates";
$lang['error_507'] = "Insufficient Storage";
$lang['error_508'] = "Loop Detected";
$lang['error_510'] = "Not Extended";
$lang['error_511'] = "Network Authentication Required";
$lang['error'] = [
	'How the fuck did you get here.',
	'A known error has occoured',
	'Stop bullying your browser with unsolicited error codes',
	'You will hear from my lawyers',
	'%s is my least favorite error code, pick a better one',
	'I am Steve!!!!!',
	'Submit to John',
	'Uncertified by the W3C',
	'You are a meanie',
	'Bees!!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝',
];

$lang['haa_haa_hee_hee_hoo_hoo'] = 'Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.';

?>