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| author | Freya Murphy <freya@freyacat.org> | 2025-04-18 14:32:52 -0400 |
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| committer | Freya Murphy <freya@freyacat.org> | 2025-04-18 14:32:52 -0400 |
| commit | d1dd778ac8caebe3ab229a3165704776d38eec65 (patch) | |
| tree | ca315b0d17876da28abc36fc872979d88f1629b8 | |
| parent | errorrrrrr (diff) | |
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| -rw-r--r-- | src/web/_model/error.php | 4 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | src/web/lang/error.php | 14 |
2 files changed, 16 insertions, 2 deletions
diff --git a/src/web/_model/error.php b/src/web/_model/error.php index 11b56f9..08046f3 100644 --- a/src/web/_model/error.php +++ b/src/web/_model/error.php @@ -7,7 +7,9 @@ class Error_model extends Model { $data['title'] = $code; $msg = ucfirst(lang('error_' . $code, FALSE)); if (!$msg) { - $msg = ucfirst(lang('error')); + $error_text = lang('error', NULL); + $msg = $error_text[array_rand($error_text)]; + $msg = sprintf($msg, $code); } $data['msg'] = $msg; diff --git a/src/web/lang/error.php b/src/web/lang/error.php index 4da3a68..549700d 100644 --- a/src/web/lang/error.php +++ b/src/web/lang/error.php @@ -1,5 +1,6 @@ <?php /* Copyright (c) 2024 Freya Murphy */ +$lang['error_0'] = 'Why the actual fuck is there an error zero??'; $lang['error_100'] = "Continue"; $lang['error_101'] = "Switching Protocols"; $lang['error_200'] = "OK"; @@ -58,7 +59,18 @@ $lang['error_507'] = "Insufficient Storage"; $lang['error_508'] = "Loop Detected"; $lang['error_510'] = "Not Extended"; $lang['error_511'] = "Network Authentication Required"; -$lang['error'] = 'An unknown error has occoured'; +$lang['error'] = [ + 'How the fuck did you get here.', + 'A known error has occoured', + 'Stop bullying your browser with unsolicited error codes', + 'You will hear from my lawyers', + '%s is my least favorite error code, pick a better one', + 'I am Steve!!!!!', + 'Submit to John', + 'Uncertified by the W3C', + 'You are a meanie', + 'Bees!!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝', +]; $lang['haa_haa_hee_hee_hoo_hoo'] = 'Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.'; |