From d1dd778ac8caebe3ab229a3165704776d38eec65 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Freya Murphy <freya@freyacat.org>
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2025 14:32:52 -0400
Subject: more errs

---
 src/web/_model/error.php |  4 +++-
 src/web/lang/error.php   | 14 +++++++++++++-
 2 files changed, 16 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/src/web/_model/error.php b/src/web/_model/error.php
index 11b56f9..08046f3 100644
--- a/src/web/_model/error.php
+++ b/src/web/_model/error.php
@@ -7,7 +7,9 @@ class Error_model extends Model {
 		$data['title'] = $code;
 		$msg = ucfirst(lang('error_' . $code, FALSE));
 		if (!$msg) {
-			$msg = ucfirst(lang('error'));
+			$error_text = lang('error', NULL);
+			$msg = $error_text[array_rand($error_text)];
+			$msg = sprintf($msg, $code);
 		}
 		$data['msg'] = $msg;
 
diff --git a/src/web/lang/error.php b/src/web/lang/error.php
index 4da3a68..549700d 100644
--- a/src/web/lang/error.php
+++ b/src/web/lang/error.php
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 <?php /* Copyright (c) 2024 Freya Murphy */
 
+$lang['error_0'] = 'Why the actual fuck is there an error zero??';
 $lang['error_100'] = "Continue";
 $lang['error_101'] = "Switching Protocols";
 $lang['error_200'] = "OK";
@@ -58,7 +59,18 @@ $lang['error_507'] = "Insufficient Storage";
 $lang['error_508'] = "Loop Detected";
 $lang['error_510'] = "Not Extended";
 $lang['error_511'] = "Network Authentication Required";
-$lang['error'] = 'An unknown error has occoured';
+$lang['error'] = [
+	'How the fuck did you get here.',
+	'A known error has occoured',
+	'Stop bullying your browser with unsolicited error codes',
+	'You will hear from my lawyers',
+	'%s is my least favorite error code, pick a better one',
+	'I am Steve!!!!!',
+	'Submit to John',
+	'Uncertified by the W3C',
+	'You are a meanie',
+	'Bees!!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝',
+];
 
 $lang['haa_haa_hee_hee_hoo_hoo'] = 'Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.';
 
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