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Diffstat (limited to 'src/web/lang/error.php')
| -rw-r--r-- | src/web/lang/error.php | 14 |
1 files changed, 13 insertions, 1 deletions
diff --git a/src/web/lang/error.php b/src/web/lang/error.php index 4da3a68..549700d 100644 --- a/src/web/lang/error.php +++ b/src/web/lang/error.php @@ -1,5 +1,6 @@ <?php /* Copyright (c) 2024 Freya Murphy */ +$lang['error_0'] = 'Why the actual fuck is there an error zero??'; $lang['error_100'] = "Continue"; $lang['error_101'] = "Switching Protocols"; $lang['error_200'] = "OK"; @@ -58,7 +59,18 @@ $lang['error_507'] = "Insufficient Storage"; $lang['error_508'] = "Loop Detected"; $lang['error_510'] = "Not Extended"; $lang['error_511'] = "Network Authentication Required"; -$lang['error'] = 'An unknown error has occoured'; +$lang['error'] = [ + 'How the fuck did you get here.', + 'A known error has occoured', + 'Stop bullying your browser with unsolicited error codes', + 'You will hear from my lawyers', + '%s is my least favorite error code, pick a better one', + 'I am Steve!!!!!', + 'Submit to John', + 'Uncertified by the W3C', + 'You are a meanie', + 'Bees!!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝', +]; $lang['haa_haa_hee_hee_hoo_hoo'] = 'Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.'; |