rit.wtf/web/home.php

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<?php
// home page of rit.wtf
$title = 'rit.wtf - home';
include('parts/head.php');
include('parts/header.php');
?>
<? /* memes */ ?>
<marquee id="memes" behavior="alternate">
<?php
$memes = (array) ASSETS->memes;
shuffle($memes);
foreach ($memes as $_key => $link) {
echo "<img src=\"{$link}\" loading=\"lazy\"/>";
}
?>
</marquee>
<? /* motd */ ?>
<div id="motd">
<p><?php
$messages = [
"Call 1-800-1ST-YEAR to get a sprinkler to go off in a dorm near you!",
"#1 in Lithium-ion battery fires!",
"Welcome daddy Sanders",
"Make sure to not be seen by the counter",
"Disfunctionally operating since 1829",
];
echo $messages[array_rand($messages)];
?></p>
</div>
<? /* links */ ?>
<div id="links">
<div class="title">
<span>important stuff</span>
</div>
<div class="btn">
<a href="http://rochesterapex.com/" target="_blank">
<img src="<?=ASSETS->text->housing?>"/>
</a>
</div>
<div class="btn">
<a href="https://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/2021/08/31/peter-kiwitt-former-rit-professor-sex-trafficking/5589597001/" target="_blank">
<img src="<?=ASSETS->text->education?>"/>
</a>
</div>
<div class="btn">
<a href="https://www.rit.edu/fa/diningservices/gracies#1" target="_blank">
<img src="<?=ASSETS->text->food?>"/>
</a>
</div>
</div>
<? /* battery */ ?>
<div id="battery">
<div class="title">
<p style="--rot: 0deg;">Lithium Ion Battery's</p>
<p style="--rot: 270deg;">Lithium Ion Battery's</p>
</div>
<div class="battery">
<img style="--rot: 0deg;" src="<?=ASSETS->fires->battery?>" loading="lazy"/>
<img style="--rot: 270deg;" src="<?=ASSETS->fires->battery?>" loading="lazy"/>
</div>
</div>
<div class="btn">
<a href="fire">See more 🔥</a>
</div>
<? /*sanders */ ?>
<div id="sanders">
<div class="title"?>
<span>Welcome our new president!</span>
</div>
<div class="gallery">
<?php
foreach (ASSETS->sanders as $_key => $link) {
echo "<img src=\"{$link}\" loading=\"lazy\"/>";
}
?>
</div>
</div>
<?php
include('parts/footer.php');
?>