rit.wtf/index.php

<?php
/// RIT.WTF --- Daddy munson
/// Copyright © 2024 Freya Murphy <freya@freyacat.org>


// Create global assets object

function __make_assets(): object {
	$assets = array(
		// 80x33 buttons
		'buttons' => array(
			'amd' => 'amd.gif',
			'apocalypse' => 'apocalypse.gif',
			'dither' => 'dither.gif',
			'download' => 'download.gif',
			'html' => 'html.gif',
			'ie' => 'ie.gif',
			'netscape' => 'netscape.gif',
		),
		// css styles
		'css' => array(
			'main' => 'main.css', // main style
			'anim' => 'anim.css', // animations

			'home' => 'home.css',
			'fire' => 'fire.css',
			'gallery' => 'gallery.css',
			'error' => 'error.css',
		),
		// why does rit keep catching on fire!
		'fires' => array(
			'battery' => 'battery.jpg',
			'gosnell' => 'gosnell.jpg',
			'sol' => 'sol.jpg',
			'stadium' => 'stadium.jpg',
		),
		// standard imaged images
		'images' => array(
			'rit' => 'rit.jpg',
			'rotchie' => 'rotchie.jpg',
		),
		// goofy ahh memes
		'memes' => array(
			'awshit' => 'awshit.jpg',
			'bean' => 'bean.jpg',
			'bisexual' => 'bisexual.jpg',
			'counter' => 'counter.jpg',
			'election' => 'election.jpg',
			'girl' => 'girl.jpg',
			'gracies' => 'gracies.jpg',
			'obama' => 'obama.jpg',
			'onion' => 'onion.jpg',
			'pepsi' => 'pepsi.jpg',
			'phone' => 'phone.jpg',
			'rats' => 'rats.jpg',
			'recharge' => 'recharge.jpg',
			'roo' => 'roo.jpg',
			'silence' => 'silence.jpg',
			'twitter' => 'twitter.jpg',
			'ul' => 'ul.jpg',
			'umbrella' => 'umbrella.jpg',
		),
		// munson art gallery
		'munson' => array(
			'1.jpg',
			'3.jpg',
			'4.jpg',
			'5.jpg',
			'6.jpg',
			'7.jpg',
			'8.jpg',
			'9.jpg',
			'10.jpg',
		),
		// sanders art gallery
		'sanders' => array(
			'1.jpg',
			'2.jpg',
			'3.jpg',
		),
		// text gifs
		'text' => array(
			'counting' => 'counting.gif',
			'education' => 'education.gif',
			'food' => 'food.gif',
			'housing' => 'housing.gif',
		),
		// feature films
		'videos' => array(
			'review' => '2012 - Rap in Review.mp4',
			'jedi' => '2015 - The Return of the Holiday Rap: A Jedi\'s Chant.mp4',
			'brick' => '2022 - In the Brick of Time.mp4',
			'raiders' => '2023 - Raiders of the Golden Brick.mp4',
			'wizard' => '2024 - The Wonderful Wizard of RIT.mp4',
		),
	);

	function update_paths(&$data, $path) {
		foreach ($data as $key => $value) {
			if (is_array($value)) {
				update_paths($value, "$path/$key");
				$data[$key] = $value;
			} else {
				$data[$key] = "$path/$value?rev=1";
			}
		}
		$data = (object) $data;
	}
	update_paths($assets, 'public');
	return $assets;
}

define('ASSETS', __make_assets());

// Helper functions

// Parse request route

function __get_route() {
	$method = $_SERVER['REQUEST_METHOD'];
	$uri_str = $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'];
	$uri = parse_url($uri_str);

	$path = '/';
	if ($uri && array_key_exists('path', $uri))
		$path = $uri['path'];

	return [$method, $path];
}

define('ROUTE', __get_route());

// Pages

function home() {
	$css = ASSETS->css->home;
	include('web/home.php');
}

function fire() {
	$css = ASSETS->css->fire;
	include('web/fire.php');
}

function gallery() {
	$css = ASSETS->css->gallery;
	include('web/gallery.php');
}

function error($code) {
	$css = ASSETS->css->error;
	include('web/error.php');
}

// Dispatch

try {
	match (ROUTE) {
		['GET', '/'] => home(),
		['GET', '/fire'] => fire(),
		['GET', '/gallery'] => gallery(),
		default => error(404)
	};
} catch (Throwable $e) {
	error(500);
}