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.gitignore

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+/target

Cargo.lock

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+# This file is automatically @generated by Cargo.
+# It is not intended for manual editing.
+version = 3
+
+[[package]]
+name = "libc"
+version = "0.2.146"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "f92be4933c13fd498862a9e02a3055f8a8d9c039ce33db97306fd5a6caa7f29b"
+
+[[package]]
+name = "urine"
+version = "0.1.0"
+dependencies = [
+ "libc",
+]

Cargo.toml

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+[package]
+name = "urine"
+version = "0.1.0"
+edition = "2021"
+
+# See more keys and their definitions at https://doc.rust-lang.org/cargo/reference/manifest.html
+
+[dependencies]
+libc = "0.2.146"

src/error.rs

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+use std::fmt::{Result, Display, Formatter};
+
+pub enum PissError {
+    InvalidSuffix(String),
+    InvalidNumber(String),
+    NumberNotPositive
+}
+
+impl Display for PissError {
+    fn fmt(&self, f: &mut Formatter<'_>) -> Result {
+        match self {
+            Self::InvalidSuffix(s) => write!(f, "I cannot piss the suffix {s:?}"),
+            Self::InvalidNumber(s) => write!(f, "I cannot piss the invalid number {s:?}"),
+            Self::NumberNotPositive => write!(f, "I cannot piss nonexistent memory")
+        }
+    }
+}

src/lib.rs

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+use std::cell::RefCell;
+use libc::malloc;
+
+pub mod error;
+pub mod parse;
+
+#[derive(Copy, Clone, Debug, Eq, PartialEq, Ord, PartialOrd)]
+pub struct PissAmount {
+    to_piss: u128
+}
+
+#[derive(Copy, Clone, Debug)]
+pub enum Toliet {
+    Rust,
+    Lazy,
+    Unsafe
+}
+
+fn leak_rust(amount: usize) {
+    Vec::<u8>::with_capacity(amount).leak();
+}
+
+thread_local!(static TOLIET: RefCell<Vec<Vec<u8>>> = RefCell::new(Vec::new()));
+
+fn leak_lazy(amount: usize) {
+    TOLIET.with(|t| {
+        t.borrow_mut().push(Vec::<u8>::with_capacity(amount));
+    })
+}
+
+fn leak_unsafe(amount: usize) {
+    unsafe {
+        malloc(amount);
+    }
+}
+
+fn leak_match(amount: usize, method: Toliet) {
+    match method {
+        Toliet::Rust => leak_rust(amount),
+        Toliet::Lazy => leak_lazy(amount),
+        Toliet::Unsafe => leak_unsafe(amount),
+    }
+}
+
+pub fn leak<T: Into<PissAmount>>(amount: T, method: Toliet) {
+    let num: u128 = amount.into().to_piss;
+    let count = num / usize::MAX as u128;
+    
+    for _ in 0..count {
+        leak_match(usize::MAX, method);    
+    }
+
+    leak_match((num % usize::MAX as u128) as usize, method);
+}
+
+pub async fn leak_async<T: Into<PissAmount>>(amount: T, method: Toliet) {
+    leak(amount, method);
+}

src/parse.rs

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+use std::str::FromStr;
+use crate::{error::PissError, PissAmount};
+
+impl<T> From<T> for PissAmount 
+where T: Into<u128> {
+    fn from(num: T) -> PissAmount {
+        PissAmount {
+            to_piss: num.into()
+        } 
+    }  
+}
+
+fn parse_suffix(s: &str) -> Result<u128, PissError> {
+    Ok(match s { // nepal
+        "k" | "kb" => 1_000,
+        "m" | "mb" => 1_000_000,
+        "g" | "gb" => 1_000_000_000,
+        "t" | "tb" => 1_000_000_000_000,
+        "p" | "pb" => 1_000_000_000_000_000,
+        "e" | "eb" => 1_000_000_000_000_000_000,
+        "x" | "xb" => 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000,
+        "y" | "yb" => 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000,
+        "r" | "rb" => 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000,
+        "q" | "qb" => 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000,
+        "ki" | "kib" => 0x400,
+        "mi" | "mib" => 0x100000,
+        "gi" | "gib" => 0x40000000,
+        "ti" | "tib" => 0x10000000000,
+        "pi" | "pib" => 0x4000000000000,
+        "ei" | "eib" => 0x1000000000000000,
+        "xi" | "xib" => 0x400000000000000000,
+        "yi" | "yib" => 0x100000000000000000000,
+        "ri" | "rib" => 0x40000000000000000000000,
+        "qi" | "qib" => 0x10000000000000000000000000,
+        "" | "b" => 1, // uwu
+        _ => return Err(PissError::InvalidSuffix(s.into())) // such nepal
+    })
+}
+
+fn parse_file_size(s: &str) -> Result<PissAmount, PissError> {
+    let mut end = 0;
+    for (i, c) in s.char_indices() {
+        if c.is_digit(10) || c == '.' { continue; }
+        end = i;
+        break;
+    }
+
+    let num_text = &s[..end];
+    let suffix_text = &s[end..];
+    
+    let Ok(num) = num_text.parse::<f64>() else {
+        return Err(PissError::InvalidNumber(num_text.into()))
+    };
+
+    if num <= 0f64 {
+        return Err(PissError::NumberNotPositive)
+    } 
+
+    let multiplier = parse_suffix(suffix_text)?;
+    
+    Ok(PissAmount {
+        to_piss: (num * multiplier as f64) as u128
+    })
+}
+
+impl FromStr for PissAmount {
+    type Err = PissError;
+    fn from_str(s: &str) -> Result<Self, Self::Err> {
+        parse_file_size(s)
+    }
+}